Khan&Kittens
Photoshop cats into "Cats!" I know it sounds snarky and dumb, but seriously - real-life cats looking at humans in makeup and costume like "Dude, what?"

Toby wasn’t sure what bizarre human ritual he had wandered into the middle of, but he figured that his best bet was to play along… for now. 

(I like how you think, caffeinepoweredtimelord.) 

COMPANY SANCTIONED SILLY PHOTOSHOPPING! I got to spend work time yesterday doing this, ahahahaha!!! Someone mentioned to my boss that it might be funny if we did a GoT parody with ‘Winter is coming’ (since our company is Winter Opera), and she asked me if it was something I could do and I think I shouted ‘YES’ before she finished talking. Also she bought me lunch. Yesterday was a good day. 
[Pictures are from our 2013-2014 productions of Faust (Eric McKeever as Valentin), Falstaff (Andrew Stuckey as Falstaff) and Lucia di Lammermoor (Gina Galati as Lucia).]

COMPANY SANCTIONED SILLY PHOTOSHOPPING! I got to spend work time yesterday doing this, ahahahaha!!! Someone mentioned to my boss that it might be funny if we did a GoT parody with ‘Winter is coming’ (since our company is Winter Opera), and she asked me if it was something I could do and I think I shouted ‘YES’ before she finished talking. Also she bought me lunch. Yesterday was a good day. 

[Pictures are from our 2013-2014 productions of Faust (Eric McKeever as Valentin), Falstaff (Andrew Stuckey as Falstaff) and Lucia di Lammermoor (Gina Galati as Lucia).]

I’M ON BUZZFEED AGAIN! WOOHOO! #22 Y’ALL!!
http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/cumberbitches-be-like#228v3kj

I’M ON BUZZFEED AGAIN! WOOHOO! #22 Y’ALL!!

http://www.buzzfeed.com/kimberleydadds/cumberbitches-be-like#228v3kj

It’s way funnier if you read it in Bane’s voice. 

It’s way funnier if you read it in Bane’s voice. 

BRING IT ON!

What was that, Sara? 

#es-and-the-em

TAG YOU’RE IT (but only if you want to be)

I was tagged by a-hawk-and-her-bow. Love the broadway list you did, some of my favorite shows (I just finished an ‘Into the Woods’)! 

"You can tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. Put your music on shuffle and write down the first 10 songs that come up. Then tag 10 people! Don’t skip any songs!"

So, some context: my MM was vocal performance and I work for an opera company, so there is a lot of opera… 

1. ‘Ideale’ Tosti from a recording made at a young artist program I did a very very long time ago. Ugh. 

2. ‘Troppo Tardi! Tutto tramonta’ from Fedora by Umberto Giordano, sung by Emma Latis.

3. ‘Between the lines’, Sara Bareilles

4. Stephen Sondheim ‘The Frog: Exodus: The Sound of Poets’… which, yeah, is as weird as it sounds. 

5. Renee Fleming, ‘Pochudilis mne budto goiosa’ from Oprichnik by Tchaikovsky. Woot woot! Love me some Tchaikovsky. 

6. A recording I did a couple of years ago for someone writing a musical called “Damn You, Gilgamesh”. It was a weird experience, I had never recorded like that before and I don’t think I did particularly well. Oh well. 

7. Delta Rae, ‘If I loved you’ - MY FAVORITE BAND!! 

8. Anne Sofie Von Otter singing Erich Korngold’s ‘Abschiedslieder’ [Gefasster Abschied].. my master’s recital was ALL Erich Korngold music (still not sure how I got away with that), if you like classical music at all give him a listen, he was a brilliant composer who got a lot of flack - he also composed movie scores and won an oscar!  

9. ‘He will gather us around’ from the opera ‘Dead Man Walking’ by Heggie, sung by Flicka. I was in the chorus for this a few years ago, crazy powerful show…. ya know, if you’re into opera. 

10. ‘I’ve Jibe and Joke’ from Yeoman of the Guard by Gilbert & Sullivan (1958 D’Oyly Carte recording)

I tag es-and-the-em, emilylovesbroadway, thepretzelwearsalt, luv-assangiebatch, booskerdu, ruliachildheart, iddwex, stickinemwithpointyendsandlace, kittenboheme, midnytemercury, aarlone … y’all don’t have to, but I’m kind of curious. 

es-and-the-em:

Photoshopping war with khanandkittens.tumblr.com. Bring it on! 
Terrible snuggy study, ahoy!


Challenge accepted, es-and-the-em! I see your terrible snuggy study and raise you a reverse harem pool party.
Your move. 
(p.s. ES would like it to be known that she actually has a way better rack than the model I photoshopped her on. Check her out on Listening Point on Youtube, she’s the Zombilol / Sexy Fruit Eating girl and she’s hilarious!!)

es-and-the-em:

Photoshopping war with khanandkittens.tumblr.com. Bring it on! 

Terrible snuggy study, ahoy!

Challenge accepted, es-and-the-em! I see your terrible snuggy study and raise you a reverse harem pool party.

Your move. 

(p.s. ES would like it to be known that she actually has a way better rack than the model I photoshopped her on. Check her out on Listening Point on Youtube, she’s the Zombilol / Sexy Fruit Eating girl and she’s hilarious!!)

Giant cats at Landmarks and Monuments: United States Edition. 

Yup. That’s it. 

khanandkittens:

KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT. 

(My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)

In honor of this post getting over 20,000 notes (holy cow!!!!), I have kitten-shopped two more Jurassic Park pictures for all of you wonderful, lovely, mad people. I love you. 

In space no one can hear you purr. 

The last one is just a picture of Ripley and Jonesy, not an edit - it didn’t feel right not to acknowledge the ACTUAL cat!

(I’ve officially weirded myself out, I don’t think I’m going to do any squicky ones any more. Khan&Kittens will stick to fluff, thank you very much. As much as I love this movie, I don’t really want to edit blood splatter any more.)

This is for you wonderful people who messaged me asking for the Alien movies with kittens: adventuretimemommy, ultra-ones-world, aardvark13, cassiekiyomi, wateryphotons, peace-blaster and ladiesplusjunk.