Khan&Kittens
es-and-the-em:

Photoshopping war with khanandkittens.tumblr.com. Bring it on! 
Terrible snuggy study, ahoy!


Challenge accepted, es-and-the-em! I see your terrible snuggy study and raise you a reverse harem pool party.
Your move. 
(p.s. ES would like it to be known that she actually has a way better rack than the model I photoshopped her on. Check her out on Listening Point on Youtube, she’s the Zombilol / Sexy Fruit Eating girl and she’s hilarious!!)

es-and-the-em:

Photoshopping war with khanandkittens.tumblr.com. Bring it on! 

Terrible snuggy study, ahoy!

Challenge accepted, es-and-the-em! I see your terrible snuggy study and raise you a reverse harem pool party.

Your move. 

(p.s. ES would like it to be known that she actually has a way better rack than the model I photoshopped her on. Check her out on Listening Point on Youtube, she’s the Zombilol / Sexy Fruit Eating girl and she’s hilarious!!)

Giant cats at Landmarks and Monuments: United States Edition. 

Yup. That’s it. 

khanandkittens:

KITTEN DOESN’T WANT TO BE FED. KITTEN WANTS TO HUNT. 

(My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)

In honor of this post getting over 20,000 notes (holy cow!!!!), I have kitten-shopped two more Jurassic Park pictures for all of you wonderful, lovely, mad people. I love you. 

In space no one can hear you purr. 

The last one is just a picture of Ripley and Jonesy, not an edit - it didn’t feel right not to acknowledge the ACTUAL cat!

(I’ve officially weirded myself out, I don’t think I’m going to do any squicky ones any more. Khan&Kittens will stick to fluff, thank you very much. As much as I love this movie, I don’t really want to edit blood splatter any more.)

This is for you wonderful people who messaged me asking for the Alien movies with kittens: adventuretimemommy, ultra-ones-world, aardvark13, cassiekiyomi, wateryphotons, peace-blaster and ladiesplusjunk. 

I just made myself sad. 

I just made myself sad. 

LORD OF THE KITTENS….One Ring to rule them all? Pft, good luck with that. I tried ruling kittens once. It did not work. 

(By far and away the most popular request! Special thanks to those who suggested it: fairyraptor, cannabisxcorpse, killerwhales, sass-girl, primummmovens, and especially jeshala who sent me a picture of their cat Peanut Pants who is featured in the third picture lurking behind Bilbo.) 

1,000 FOLLOWERS!!!!
*throws confetti, candy and kittens into the crowd*
I’m not sure how this happened but I am beyond thrilled to have you all following me - welcome, WELCOME ALL!!! Jurassic Kitten has over 10,000 notes!!! That’s crazy! I love it! I’m going to hyperventilate with all of these exclamation points! 
I’ve got a request list three pages long and growing (and y’all know I’m not the quickest kitten in the world), but I will keep working on it and hopefully have a bunch of new posts and kitten-shopped pictures in the coming weeks. If silly photoshopped pictures of kittens make you happy then by golly that is what I am going to give you! Because there is nothing better than my tumblr family. 
All of my love. And a barge of kittens. 

1,000 FOLLOWERS!!!!

*throws confetti, candy and kittens into the crowd*

I’m not sure how this happened but I am beyond thrilled to have you all following me - welcome, WELCOME ALL!!! Jurassic Kitten has over 10,000 notes!!! That’s crazy! I love it! I’m going to hyperventilate with all of these exclamation points! 

I’ve got a request list three pages long and growing (and y’all know I’m not the quickest kitten in the world), but I will keep working on it and hopefully have a bunch of new posts and kitten-shopped pictures in the coming weeks. If silly photoshopped pictures of kittens make you happy then by golly that is what I am going to give you! Because there is nothing better than my tumblr family. 

All of my love. And a barge of kittens. 

khanandkittens:

Pacific Kitten

"Now we have a choice here: we either sit and wait, or we take these cat toys and do something really stupid!"

I am reposting this because I got a lot of messages asking for me to kitten Pacific Rim - Done and done! I love this movie. 

OH. MY. GOODNESS.
Welcome, all!! Don’t worry, I’m just hiding under this blanket because there are so darn many of you, not because I don’t like you! 
This is a shout out to all of my new followers, I’m not sure where you came from but I love you! If you sent me a message or a request please be patient because I have never had this many messages. Ever. This morning has been terrifying and awesome in equal measure. 
*hides under the blanket again. Because dang. There are a lot of you*

OH. MY. GOODNESS.

Welcome, all!! Don’t worry, I’m just hiding under this blanket because there are so darn many of you, not because I don’t like you! 

This is a shout out to all of my new followers, I’m not sure where you came from but I love you! If you sent me a message or a request please be patient because I have never had this many messages. Ever. This morning has been terrifying and awesome in equal measure. 

*hides under the blanket again. Because dang. There are a lot of you*